Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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