Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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