Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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