so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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