She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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