For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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