If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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