I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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