I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
two words...techno handjob
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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