Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I love having hate sex.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize