why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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