Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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