I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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