normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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