Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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