and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Randomize
