I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
