i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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