If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
