another moral hangover. fuck.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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