porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
