I didn't shave. On purpose
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Let's paint friendship bongs
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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