I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
