I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
