that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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