I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sorry about my life...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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