they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Drunk is not a location!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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