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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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