Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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