Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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