Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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