Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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