honey bunches of taint.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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