What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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