the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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