Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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