The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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