If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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