She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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