I hate all girls vehemently.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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