Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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