why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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