I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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