dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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