All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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