Me too!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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