I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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