Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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