so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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