Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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