They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its about making memories worth repressing
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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